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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hes not out the woods yet
A cocktail waitress has sensationally claimed she had a passionate three year affair with him.
Elin wont be too pleased ,it wont be a nine iron could be a wedge she will be after.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no criminal charges

hold on while I pretend to be surprised.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

value seeker wrote:
Some markets as expected by paddy power(not much to do with Tiger on the golf course)
What will the medical records show as cause of Tigers injuries?
1/2 assault
6/4 road traffic accident
What will the police do
3 Charge Elin
2 Charge Tiger
Tigers marital status on Dec 31st 2010
4/6 Married to Elin
6/4 Seperated
5 Divorced
33 Married to someone else.
Any prices catch your eye

Im sorry for my sins says Tiger ,a lot of males wish they had your sins Tiger.
It makes me wonder was Tiger really going to the golf course when he left the house.
Hills are worried about Tiger staying married ,they now go just 4/5 Tiger is still married before next years Open.
If I had all them supposed flings ,I would be bragging like mad to my mates ,therefore the 3/1 Tiger to chose a live interview with Oprah to tell his side of the story of his sins ,is not to be sniffed at .
Its just 2/1 that ten or more woman come out of the woods to say they have had a round with Tiger.
Jack Nicklaus must be laughing his head off at all this .thinking his major title totals are safe with Tigers brains being below his Belt!
Shouts of get in the hole when Tiger putts in future will always bring a smile to my face  
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lets stop all the Tigers jokes ,its hard I  know ,stop it vs there you go again .
What an amazing story this is ,we have all watched Tiger Woods in awe ,over the years.
I remember standing outside the clubhouse at Hoylake waiting for Tiger Woods to start his round on the first day of the Open a few years ago.
The aura around him was amazing ,it was like awaiting the second coming.
I always thought of Tiger as this dull type of person ,who gets up at 4 am to practise ,when no one is about .Rarely signs autographs ,gives boring interviews ,just saying the expected things and is a great family man .
Just lives for his golf and family ,who would have thought it.
Interesting next couple of weeks ahead as the real story comes out.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give my feelings on Tiger Woods in todays Racing and Football Outlook ,page 7 ,headline Why first impressions cant always be trusted.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's he done now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What's he done now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm


yip just read this, the plot thickens
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What's he done now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm


yip just read this, the plot thickens


not sure that this means "he" has done anything....
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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alfieatkins wrote:
lochsong wrote:
What's he done now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm


yip just read this, the plot thickens


not sure that this means "he" has done anything....


"she" has walked out

he must have done something  
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly inferring he tried to do over his step-mother.
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7/4 Tiger not to win a Major in 2010 ,fill yer boots

What a scoundrel that Tiger is ,he wouldnt get a membership in my golfcourse
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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7/4 Tiger not to win a Major in 2010 ,fill yer boots


With The Open at St.Andrews? Brave
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7/4 Tiger not to win a Major in 2010 ,fill yer boots


With The Open at St.Andrews? Brave


vs isnt Sir Trevor ,he dosent sit on the fence ,scared of splinters in my a**e!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Clearly inferring he tried to do over his step-mother.


If this is the case he should sack his body guards as she should be the first person they should be stopping coming into the house
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5/2 with skybet to miss a cut in a major
6/4 to fail to win a major
5/4 to miss at least one cut on the  US  or European Tours
1/4 to move back in with his mum

5/4 to miss at least one cut ,what are you waiting for!
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